Hello zeus, this is me, naeboo. :D

As the story goes, this should be the “about page” and so, about is what I’m gonna be about. Heh.

A short midgety intro to this site then:

One good night when I was online as I always am, I chanced upon some random nick on my msn contact list and so, I asked the person the usual a/s/l questions normally supposedly reserved for the very passé mIRC and why he was on my list. After the first two questions and he wasn’t responding like how a normal person would and since I was in an unusual jovial mood, I played along.

That longass convo resulted in his post on the Twilight zone encounter and my very forced first post on liquidblade.com :)

And the rest was free hosting in the making. Haha.

Well, urm.. I think that’s about it for now.

This little pet project-cum-hobby has just had its very first birthday. Yay! If you are thinking why am I saying “first” when there’s an obvious previous year’s worth of archives… Ah.. how very observant of you! You shall be rewarded with an extremely special special prize. You will be sent to hell for questioning the authorities and be raped by rabid baboons fed on Estacy and Viagra powder sandwiches. Shaddap.

Other than this getting a bit longer than I intended, I’m also getting bored of rewriting an intro that’s supposed to be “short”. So, I shall end here and do direct all manner of personal comments, complaints, rants, fan mail, brownie points, char kueh teow with sihams, naked frontal pics, used undies, pimp juice lovin’, blank cheques, horny hot guys, et-monkeyballs-cetera directly to:
And thank you for stopping by and getting mentally raped by naeboo. MWAH! :)

edited on 03Aug2006 @09:03

Waxing nostalgic… The old and very first draft of introbrief:

The intro of another kind..

Excerpts from the convo for the lazy lardasses:

naeboo says:
u keep in touch with other bloggers???

naeboo says:
omg…

naeboo says:
u have a sad sad life

Cowboy Caleb says:
yeah I agree

Cowboy Caleb says:
we just had a huge blogger convention in singapore

naeboo says:
stop wanking in front of the monitor and get out of the house,man,….

Cowboy Caleb says:
and invited some malaysians to join us

naeboo says:
OMG…………

naeboo says:
A FUCKING CONVENTION some more!!!!

naeboo says:
FUCKKKKKKK

Cowboy Caleb says:
oh the horror

naeboo says:
WAKAKAKAKAKKAA /rotfl

Cowboy Caleb says:
hahaha

naeboo says:
this is it!!!

Cowboy Caleb says:
i ‘ll go kill myself now

Cowboy Caleb says:
dont stop me

naeboo says:
i have found god and he told me there’s not much to life than to go to blogger conventions and be frens with other bloggers with no life

naeboo says:
WAKAAKKAKAKAAA

Cowboy Caleb says:
yes

Cowboy Caleb says:
apparently that’s the path to heaven

naeboo says:
OMGOMGOMG

Cowboy Caleb says:
follow it bitch

naeboo says:
kill me now

Cowboy Caleb says:
nigger please

naeboo says:
wakakakakakkaa/cat

naeboo says:
this is RICH!

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naeboo says:
im a tranny

naeboo says:
hahahaahhahahha

Cowboy Caleb says:
ohhhhh

naeboo says:
i wish

Cowboy Caleb says:
how it going, being a tranny?

Cowboy Caleb says:
is it tough?

naeboo says:
trannies are so much more fun

Cowboy Caleb says:
is it stressful to decide which washroom to use?

naeboo says:
it’s tough when u have to slit ur balls and make a “pathway to heaven” manually

naeboo says:
the pain is nthg

Cowboy Caleb says:
really?

naeboo says:
but the waiting sucks monkey balls

Cowboy Caleb says:
ahhh

Cowboy Caleb says:
so now are youmale or female

naeboo says:
whats so hard abt choosing bathrooms?

naeboo says:
whichever has less ppl shld be it

naeboo says:
ehhehehe /pig

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Cowboy Caleb says:
I want to be able to ressurect the dead with my magic horn

naeboo says:
u mean “make love to my wife while shes sleeping” ??

naeboo says:
yah sure

naeboo says:
i get ya

Cowboy Caleb says:
anyway, I am going to blog this conversation

naeboo says:
WTF

naeboo says:
no…

Cowboy Caleb says:
because you are too funny to be true

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Cowboy Caleb says:
start a blog, or be famous tomorrow?

Cowboy Caleb says:
decide

naeboo says:
what be famous tmrw?

naeboo says:
what did u give me?

Cowboy Caleb says:
I publish your msn

Cowboy Caleb says:
I’ll give you a blog hosting account

Cowboy Caleb says:
on my server

naeboo says:
seriously…give me herpes or give me death

naeboo says:
thats not as harsh

Cowboy Caleb says:
so you can be funny on a blog and spread some joy you selfish bitch

naeboo says:
i dont have the time of day to blog la

Cowboy Caleb says:
it’s 1.40am, you have time to fuck around with me

naeboo says:
u r not the 1st one calling me selfish or a bitch

naeboo says:
so i dont care!

Cowboy Caleb says:
decide

naeboo says:
NAH

Cowboy Caleb says:
ok

naeboo says:
omggggg

naeboo says:
whats wrong with u?!!!?!

Cowboy Caleb says:
I’m the cowboy

naeboo says:
who the fuck is fucking with me now!!!!!

naeboo says:
GAH

Cowboy Caleb says:
singapore’s most reknowned asshat

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naeboo says:
what if i dont make it??

Cowboy Caleb says:
there is no try, there is only do

Cowboy Caleb says:
then you become femes the msn nick way

naeboo says:
is this like that “u can model for me naked but i get to keep the pictures” deals frm photographers?

Cowboy Caleb says:
no lah

Cowboy Caleb says:
you can strip if you want

Cowboy Caleb says:
nothing to do with me

Cowboy Caleb says:
I’m a family man

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Cowboy Caleb says:
one more thing

naeboo says:
yah?

Cowboy Caleb says:
you must post something by tomorrow noon

naeboo says:
WTF….

naeboo says:
thats harsh

Cowboy Caleb says:
because I will scheudle our conversation to be published at noon

Cowboy Caleb says:
first post by noon

naeboo says:
god…

Cowboy Caleb says:
so if I check and see got nithing, it will be published together with your msn nick

Cowboy Caleb says:
mayube you acn write about what a gangsta caleb is

naeboo says:
this is like getting asked to make cum juice when u wanna do a good deed and give ur seed in the sperm bank

naeboo says:
the harsh reality of being nice!

Cowboy Caleb says:
yes somewhat like that

Cowboy Caleb says:
what NICK DO YOU WANT

naeboo says:
naeboo

naeboo says:
thats my nick

Cowboy Caleb says:
ok

>>>Conclusion: THERE IS NO TRY, ONLY DO.

So, I will still be writing even if there’s no readers. But I do appreciate you reading. Thank you :D