Holy Sperm!
Friday, April 25th, 2008 
I been feeling all sorts of lethargic superkickassblursotongness since Monday Tuesday.
All sorts of blood is heading south and being slightly anemic, it would take a lot more blood to warm up the ol’ brain with more juices to process the same amount of random thoughts zipping through every second. (I see that the blood to the cells processing and producing commas no longer exist. *checks pad* yeah, all gone. i hope them fishies will like)
Last month, I even coughed up monies for two packs of Bai Foong Wang (small bullet pellets of yummy chinese goodness) from Eu Yan Sang. Seems to be working. Slowly. Maybe I should up the intake. Just in case. But it warms my ears and chest about 10mins after. Kinda fuzzy.
MrBf asked if he could take it too when I told him it’s for improving blood circulation. And of course, I said “Only if you wanna get more girl hormones.”
But I didn’t get to laugh hard ‘coz right after I said that (and downed the whole first bottle), I saw “Ingredients: larvae ??? (don’t remember) SPERM and ? FAECES Trogopterori (apparently)” along with other 11 secret herbs and spices.
SPERM OK! and FAECES!! wtf
MrBf laughed so hard he almost puked. “It’s not like it’s anything new.”,he says.
*laser eyes*
Fine. But I have faith in my Chinese roots that we don’t eat shit and spunk of random animals for no good reason. Especially larvae sperm. What kind of instrument do they use to extract larvae sperm anyways?!
(This is not the time to make fun of asian-sized appendages)
