This morning, on the way to work, we’re listening to RedFM and Will Quah, as per his usual self, would pick a more thought-provoking topic to discuss than the rest of them stupid radio stations (HitzFM or whatever was discussing why you should or should not break up with your bf ‘coz he couldn’t speak the language of your choice. pfftt.. if there’s ever a more fucking lameass topic to even worth discussing about it would be whether we should kill those radio DJs by slapping them intelligent with some used tampons like we don’t know the answer ald.). His poor partner was looped along into discussing it like the sidekick lapdog that she is…

Anyways, the topic was about how schools are overly strict by not allowing students to use hairgels and bringing handphones to school because it’s unhealthy competition in the schoolyard. ie: whose handphone is better lar more expensive and the hairgel, more got more on their hair? whatever.

Will’s argument is that, competition, healthy or otherwise, is part of the real world outside so why not let them learn about it earlier. Which is true… students already competing to be the best in this and that subject and get the most ridiculous amount of A’s.

Anyways part deux, MrBf went ballistic and exclaimed in shock, “WHAT?! HAIRGEL! WHAT SCHOOL IS THIS THAT DOESNT ALLOW HAIRGEL?!?!!”

naeboo: Yah lar! My school last time also didn’t allow what… Guys canot use hairgel, girls no scrunchies.. Even my father’s time …. [interrupted]

MrBF: WHAT?! NO SCRUNCHIES???! What kind of communist school DID YOU GO TO?! HAIRGEL ALSO CANOT?!! Your skirt had to reach ankle rite?

naeboo: …..

You ask your friends lar got or not! [pause]

Wait.. all your friends fei chatts (samsengs/truants)…

Ask my brother lar! He just came out of school what.

MrBf: We last time no problems with our hairgel what! WTF is this canot use hairgel *wtf*

naeboo: Doh. That’s because you created more problems for your school than your hairgel.

MrBf: *tersengih kambing* But… but.. I remember never had problems with hairgel what! All of us slicked it kaw kaw…but true lr my friends we all quite fei chatts….

naeboo: *OMG* You’re SOOO gonna be a bad parent!

MrBf: What bad parent?? *layan sendiri acting out a scene* Girl ah, cleavage ah!! Where got? Cover d ley.. THAT’S THE PROBLEM! Hahahahahahahahahaha.. *more layan sendiris*

naeboo: *stares daggers*

Please, you all tell MrBf your school also never allowed hairgels on guys. At least not the hard type. [Applicable to schools in Malaysia only that's not international schools.] And if possible, tell him which school it is too.

*knstfklmk*

I seriously think he missed out enough days in school not to know all the rules in it. Sheeeesh.

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