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Great.

I decided to go to the gym after procastinating for so long. After cycling for a grand total of 18mins 53secs and competing with aunties running like hamsters on their treadmills, I was about to pass out. Seriously. PASS. OUT.

Had to drag my ass from the door to the lift to my doorstep without actually blacking out. Was miliseconds from actual pitam-ness until I saw the pillow on the floor in the living room and pengsan-ed there instead.

Oh fuck. The many times I thought of quitting smoking has come to this. And the many times I have not gone dancing. This moment in time when I feel more grandma than ever. 50-year-old aunties with better stamina than me. I’m fucked in 10 more different ways than I thought existed. All my insides must be so rotten already. Gone gone gone.

I regained consciousness only when Didi called me for lunch.

I so hate myself now. So so so much. No amount of sex can save this.

I really need to channel the tar money into something better… like expensive bags I never knew I had liking for. Like, seriously.

February 27, 2008. MonkeyBalls. 8 Comments.

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  1. naeboo replied:

    fuck it.

    go back in few hours to recycle.

    yup u got it. that’s my lameass pun. to re-cycle. hah! take that u treadmill hamster aunties!!!

    February 27th, 2008 at 13:01:22. Permalink.

  2. Stan replied:

    That’s the way woman!!

    I Like the “new-way-to-spend-tar-money” motivation, althought bags might not necessarily be cheaper. But heck, mrbf is there - just press “Play” for cash!

    It does definitely sound hard, but hey, push on - don’t let them ah maks beat you! :D

    February 27th, 2008 at 14:25:12. Permalink.

  3. naeboo replied:

    what do u take mrbf for? a piggy bank?

    the bags may not be cheaper at least i dont get cancer out of it. meh

    February 27th, 2008 at 14:39:07. Permalink.

  4. Foxy replied:

    Yes, all the aunties at the gym, they are not fellow sports colleagues but RIVALS and you must BEAT THEM. At least that’s how I see it. Then move up to the next level, the men. OK, maybe not at the weight stations, but in the cardio areas.

    Anyways, how much do you smoke? It’s not only the smoking but also being out of shape in general IMHO (not implying that you are lol). Next time you will do better!

    February 28th, 2008 at 05:43:36. Permalink.

  5. me.bf replied:

    its more out of fitness compared to out of shape.

    ^___________________________________^

    February 28th, 2008 at 07:42:02. Permalink.

  6. Shelly replied:

    Oh yesssssssss. I know whatcha mean.

    I have taken to running the stairs (more) regularly to get back them stamina. And I think I will make it a habit to go partying weekly to dance the weight away. :p

    Pity we live in different cunt-trees. If not weekly we go chiong ladies’ night to dance dance revolution.

    February 28th, 2008 at 20:19:18. Permalink.

  7. naeboo replied:

    yah lor.

    even my frens in kl also hard to meet up what more other countries. sial ler

    yes, we climb more stairs and chiong more often. hahahhaa poor wallet. :/

    February 28th, 2008 at 21:27:33. Permalink.

  8. elvawenn replied:

    *LOL* Oh dear… woman, go slow lah! If you go all cold turkey and come back again, you can’t just go straight into a marathon on the cycle.

    Who knows? Maybe those aunties went home and pengsan-ed also. hahaha….

    March 1st, 2008 at 23:59:15. Permalink.

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