Bushes Uncovered

February 1st, 2008

Chee Hoe non-stop being embroiled in the Edison Chen sex pics scandal. The only thing he keeps talking about is the Edison Chen-Gillian Hung-Cecilia Cheung sex sex sex pics scandal. Ok fine. Am going ahead to talk about it also since I’m so bored now.

Scandalous?

I don’t think so lor. Normal mah when people are young, they like to do stupid things. HAhaHA. Memang what. Some take naked pics. Some dance naked in clubs. Some take sex vids. Some blog. You know lar…

[Warning: All the links after this are NSFW]

Anyways, the most scandalous bits about the whole brouhaha is the fact that these girls who are super famous HK celebs DONT SHAVE! AT ALL! Not even a trim! ZOMFGBBQSOSYAALLAH.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….

How can you expect people to go down on you with such wild bush down there?!! ZOMG. GAH. There’s so much hair that that that… the Amazon looks safer to tread. Btw, so bushy why wear see-through panties lar??

This is one of those times when MrBf’s smartass advice is so true. He said, “Nowhere is safe now. Got CCTV everywhere. So, ALWAYS FUCK YOUR BEST! At least, when those vids/pics come out, you don’t look like an idiot.” (So says MrMyHeroIsChuaSoiLek’sDragon…)

And now… my few comments:

1-Edison got a small dick for a Chinese. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

“Dick swinging down my knees” my ass!

2-Cecilia looks soooo hot in the police uniform. w00ts!

But I don’t know lar. How can those pics be real? Her boobs really that big meh?

3-Gilian doesn’t looks as good naked compared to Cecilia. Put them clothes back on, woman!

4-Apparently, stupid idiot showoff bugger Edison kept those pics in his Blackberry and got it stolen. I wonder why they (Bobo Chan included. I think she’s the current gf) want to sleep with the small-dicked bugger and even let him take those pictures when they themselves are equally (if not more) desired and famous celebs and can get anyone they want.

Cecilia is even now married to Nicholas Tse, son of the famous Tse Sien, star of the 60’s era. The girls who were previously involved with him and got their pics taken… Fine. Those were from years ago. But it’s all the guy’s showoff-ness that got them all screwed. If not, why are them pics in his Blackberry for easy mobile access anyways? To show his friends la.

Now everyone knows you got a small tinker, dude. Not smart. I blames yous.

5-You people need to learn not to include your face in naked pics you take, man. Dangerous mah. Promise?? :D

Then, Chee Hoe kept commenting how who and who was also rumoured to be involved in the scandal. Maggie Q lah, Elva lah, Jolin cuntface lah.

Then he showed me a link and asked me, “Eh, but who’s this??????”

Disclaimer: naeboo will be in no part from henceforth be responsible for your heart attacks from viewing the said pic. naeboo’s liability is limited to 50 yen and one slap in the face (yours) if you so choose to view the pic after this warning. By pressing the [MORE] button, you’ve agreed not to sue naeboo for posting the pic.

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WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKA

Furong jie jie also involved!!!!! ZOMFGLETMEBREATHE.

p/s: Details of the whole thing here. [ Link ]

16 Tuna Sashimi to “Bushes Uncovered”

  1. :) Says:

    eh naeboo, seems like there’s problem going on with kennysia’s cbox leh… would that be someone like chee hung doing some tricks?

  2. :) Says:

    now it’s ok :)

  3. Shelly Says:

    You people should stop saying he’s got a small dick lah. It’s just typical average Cheena size penis what! At least its not a micro-penis okay?! Now THAT would be a joke. :P

  4. Horny Ang Moh Says:

    Hallo! Ha! Ha! That is why in this entry my gf is shaved http://hornyangmoh.blogspot.com/2007/01/shaven-not-haired.html Surely u don’t want ur bf to be like a cow eating ur bushed down there!
    Have a nice day & happy CNY!!!

  5. Foxy Says:

    i dun even know these eople and still had a good laugh :D nice bushes…I feel a bit les bad abt my own hairyness now.

  6. kennysia Says:

    Check out one of the pics’ camera data. It’s taken using a Nikon D70 at 24/6/2005 at 10:59am.

    Walau these ppl have sex damn early.

  7. kennysia Says:

    Oh and I’m convinced Cecilia Cheung’s pictures is definitely real.

    Check out her tattoo here.

    http://www.asianbite.com/default.asp?Display=497

  8. Raoul Says:

    Actually, the bushyness never bothered me much. Then again, it could be the alcohol talking.

  9. owllow Says:

    ha ha… finally get to see it! not so bushy wat…i can’t see Edison dick, so small until i can’t see meh? strange…

  10. haha Says:

    http://shernshiou.utpian.net/index.php/2008/02/01/the-power-of-edison-chen/

    source available

  11. melor Says:

    “You people need to learn not to include your face in naked pics you take, man. Dangerous mah. Promise?? :D ”

    hmmmmmmmm….

    u got naked pics circulating?

  12. Chee Hoe Says:

    Wow…. i inspired a blog posting on boo’s webbie.

    Oi! You were saying yesterday that Cecillia looks better with clothes off compared to Gillian. I beg to differ

    Take a look at this

    http://theblemish.com/2008/01/edison-chen-has-sex-pictures/edison-chen-cecilia-cheung-2/

    OMFG!!~~ Its thicker then the Amazon Jungle!. I bet most man will get lost in there.

  13. naeboo Says:

    :)>> technical stuf, write to kenny pls. his email is im@kennysia.com

    pest control, pls look for zomfgbbqsos

    shelly>>small la. where got normal. dont look normal to me! so thin… so…malnulrished.

    horny>> yah,man. Y’ALL BE FRIENDLY WITH THE RAZOR!! DISGUSTING CUNTS!!!

    foxy>>i dont knw why they cant trim a little once a while. ewwww
    gah

    kenny>>how is 11am early??

    well.. dont knw, man. but cecilia alw been known as the lapangan terbang ley. how can her boobs be so big? the pics look pretty authentic la. but… the boobs!!! the boobs!

    raoul>> i thought spanish ppl are more picky than this?? HAHAHA

    owllow>> yep. small leh…

    melor>>no la. but i cant be 100% sure. hard to say now a lot of CCTV everywhere..

    chee hoe>> “inspired” would be taking it too far. you didn’t even write more than 2 paragraphs about the issue. no commentaries. which was boring since there’re SO MUCH MORE to say about the pics. (refer to post again)

    that link, i ald linked in my post la. i still think cecilia looks better naked coz gillian looks like she needs a bath. there’s no contest. bush is bush is bush. u got untrimmed bush (anything more than 1inch long), u ish disgusting. no bigger is more disgusting contest ald. both disgusting by default.

    actually, i learnt sthg new from these pics: i never knew pussy hair can be so long! ewww

  14. Foxy Says:

    Quite frankly, I am more concerned about that gal’s bad skin.

  15. naeboo Says:

    which girl?

    gillian’s pics are hard to spot. just the unmissable bush sticking at my eyeball.

    cecilia’s skin is hi-res but her skin seems alrite! got small pimples on the ass but still.. alrite!

  16. Foxy Says:

    The one with the black pantie, not the one that the guy is doing. And no, I’m not talking abt butt cheeks but her face. Or am I just seeing things.

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