You Are Miss Piggy

A total princess and diva, you’re totally in charge - even if people don’t know it.You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won’t settle for anything less.You’re going to be a total star, and you won’t let any of the “little people” get in your way.Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

HAHAHAHA Don’t I already know it! :D

There’s never a lack of peeps (mainly exes) telling me how much of a princess I am. One even made it sound like it’s a bad thing! :P

To think that I used to have the most immense jealous streaks over her because of Kermit. (I had the hugest crush on him since foreverrrrr…. Ok. I was 6 and he’s green. But it didn’t change the fact that I hated her for a long long while. HAHAHA)

Whatever.

That pig is one kickass mama :D

And I loveeee eating pork! Yumm yum yummm

||Mamacita, oh my god, I think you’re on fire
||Do you want me to get you water?
||You make me wanna to be your baby father
||’Cuz the dance you do is gettin’ hotter
||I betta XXXX before the boy’s father

||What you think?
||I think you wanna
||I think you wanna
||She wanna break it down, break it down, break it down
||She wants it like I told him, I told him, I told him

||Skateboy..

||I’ve been long overdue
||Sumthin’s overdone
||You been outta touch, but I can make you over, come
||I know he tellin’ you what he can make you
||And I know he tell her what he can take you
||By the way, ma, hey, is that your hair?
||It’s been in there for two days in the hair shop chair
||I’m just jokin’
||I made ya smile, rite?

||Look, come here
||I mean, excuse me, baby
||You dance so fast, ma, the same merengue
||Bet your butt’s Sergio Valente’s
||It probably aint honest, but it’s just nice
||You lookin’ different sayin’ to yourself, “This not right”
||Sure, you’re cute
||Sure, you won’t miss this flight
||My chain is blinkin’ like Christmas lights
||Get it right

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Pharrell–feat. Daddy Yankee– Mamacita
**There ain’t no listed lyrics for this in the net, dudesss.. I can’t make out bits of it. Dalalala… :P