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You are now reading the official blog of a newly official superstar kindergarten teacher! Yayness! heheheeee..
I’m gonna start teaching English part-time next week. Just had a trial class on Saturday morning and I’m super tired out. Especially when you think of the fact that I was out the night before skanking away at some watch launch (The Hour Glass) in Crown Mutiara Hotel whilst riding the cotton pony as well.
I think it’s called the “Absolutely Pink” party. I danced with some Milfs and waraoooo.. were they hot or what. Mamba was teasing me about my new datin “friends”. Heh. One told me that she’s already 40+ and I was like, no way. She doesn’t look a day older than 32 at most. I almost died when she told me her husband was watching us near the stage.
WAAHAHAHAHA. Ok ok. I didn’t. I got thick skin. But only up ’til when the photographer wanted to take a pic of Mamba, my sis and I whoring at each other, I ran back to the side bar to hide. Yes, I have no shame when I dance, but I just can’t take pictures sometimes. Also, retro music is getting to me since a month ago. Been downloading a lot even Captain & Tennille’s “Love Can Keep Us Together”. HAAHA. That is makin’ me shake my groove thang in my spine.
I still managed to go to class by 08:30 and scared the bejudases outta some of them. One monkey of a 5yo kiddo (according to the usual teacher) even kept quiet 1.5hrs b4 he started showing his monkey colours and sliding off his chair while doing his work again and again and again. He even complained when he was assigned to me for reading. OMG. What the fuck did I get myself into!?
Now, I’m considering tying my tubes up for the love of my sanity, which I don’t actually have anyways. So, meh.
I just need to continue with the laughter stiffling mindset when I’m faced with the vocab-building word lists with the likes of “screw”, “bang”, “lick”, “pussy” and “wank”. (I added the last one, of course). Seriously? What can I say about it? Nothing much. They come really handy in future anyways.
Btw, the lot of you must be superskankylistically bored last month. How the hell 5 frens plus 10 ppl make such a ruckus?!?
As I know it, July is supposed to be a helluva party month since it’s the hottest month in the year and quite a number of things are to be done during this month..hmmm… which brings back the convo during our bigblast month-long bday celebrations in April. Tee hee hee hee..
Mamba: Urmm.. it just occurred to me that how come there’s so many of us havin’ our birthdays in April?
naeboo: *starts singing* Summer luvin’ havin’ a blast…
Mamba: Eh?
naeboo: July is summertime mah, the hottest month on earth! When ppl feel hot, they make babies. Nine months later it’s around April whattt.
Mamba: Now, that you mentioned it…
Eww.. I never thought my parents were THAT kinky!naeboo: HAHAHAHA.. And there’s two of you! Tell yer sis! Hehehehe…
Since we all bored ppl collecting here… I suppose it’s safe to assume we are all unloved, skanky whores. Condom safe, the 99.98% safe kind…
Likki said it could be because I posted a lot last month. Makes sense. I still don’t know how to differentiate between “hits” and “number of visits”. Doesn’t makes sense at all, man. Kimmy told me that a hit= every time someone opens your trousers (haha this is more like DF’s definition) site. That made sense until Kenny told me that number of visits= also the same thing.
Waittamiuneeettt…
Those numbers don’t even tally, woeii. I feel so bimbomatic now. Shaddap, Kenny, stop the intellectual bimbo tagging again.
What the hell.. I am still with that one ambition. And let’s hope that one sticks.
||Love, love will keep us together
||Think of me, babe, whenever
||Some sweet-talking girl comes along singing a song
||Don’t mess around, you just gotta be strong
||Just stop, ‘cos I really love you
||Stop– I’ll be thinking of you
||Look in my heart and let love keep us together
||You, you belong to me now
||Ain’t gonna set you free now
||When those girls start hanging around, talking me down
||Hear with your heart and you won’t hear a sound
||Just stop, ‘cos I really love you
||Stop– I’ll be thinking of you
||Look in my heart and let love keep us together
||Whatever
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Captain & Tennille– Love Will Keep Us Together
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- cheryo replied:
i pity the kiddos. tsk!August 29th, 2006 at 00:21:57. Permalink.
- dead fox replied:
hahah I was already gonna ask you what your job was, just outta curiosity. But I never would have guessed this ^^ Don’t be too strict, ‘kay?August 29th, 2006 at 00:50:31. Permalink.
- naeboo replied:
cheryo>> im very kiddo-friendly whattt.. they love me actually. hahahaai alw been a kid magnet. says a lot abt my paedophilic tendecies, eh?
deadfox>> it’s only part time for now to see how i can handle kids on a urm.. serious basis. or sthg like that. without having some myself 1st. hahaa
plus, i like teaching. :)
im gonna be extra strict coz im a meanie when it comes to homework and understanding shit. and im bringing my own bigass ruler to spank them. *evil smirk*
August 29th, 2006 at 01:22:20. Permalink.
- kennysia replied:
OMG YOU ARE A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER!What foul-mouthed sex-ed up 6 year olds is that kindergarten gonna produce. It’s only a matter of time before the parents smell a rat when Little Johnny starts speaking like 50 Cents.
“I take you to the candyshop…”
August 29th, 2006 at 02:22:51. Permalink.
- dead fox replied:
Well I believe it still is a huge difference between interacting with other pplz kids and your own. I’ve never been that crazy about kids until having my own bebes. But yes, it’s a good practice after all I guess!August 29th, 2006 at 04:57:57. Permalink.
- devil_undercover replied:
hahaha…Kindy teacher?
God hv mercy on your soul la.
I’m deffo gonna go on permenant birth control or something.
NO NO NO kiddies! No. cannot. after seeing how my cousin’s wife was when she had a C-section.
I’d rather hang myself, butcher myself and die all over again then have kiddies.Unless of course, Wentworth Miller says he wants kiddies, than i’ll be the first in line.
HAHAHA. Ohmygod I am so SALAH. :p
August 29th, 2006 at 10:30:13. Permalink.
- naeboo replied:
kenny>> /whack.dont jeles coz u dont have the kind of influence like i do! hahahahhaaaaa
deadfox>> yah i know.. it’s a step up from cousins’ kids and all that jizz coz u dont need to be responsible for anythg of them since they go back home after the family gathering and shit.
this is abt their education. a little more responsibilty. at least, more authority. :P they r sooooo gonna grow up screwed in the head. hahaha
devil>> heh. kids alw like to hang ard me, man. when i was abt 16, my best fren in the neighbourhood was a 7yo! :/
teaching is gonna be fun. i liked giving my home tuition classes last time.
anyways, i knw i will have kids, but juz dont knw how many. this little project might end up getting me forget abt having sex altogether. oh no!!
August 29th, 2006 at 13:04:34. Permalink.
- no2slack replied:
on the bright side : wot happens if all those kids are super duper angels, sweetie cutie pies ? won’t that make u more despo to create a few of ur owns ?August 29th, 2006 at 19:44:43. Permalink.
- naeboo replied:
i dont think i can ever be desperate enuf to have kids. im not planning on to be a unwed mother ever.thats the ultimate insult to my parents. heh. i guess this is the traditional side of me u dont get to see often enough. bleh.
August 29th, 2006 at 23:21:24. Permalink.
- JesuaFreaK replied:
OMFCG YOU ARE A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!End of the world is coming !!!!
Dun turn into another paedophile….
August 30th, 2006 at 15:23:53. Permalink.
- naeboo replied:
hah!!u seriously dont knw me well enuf. what makes u think im not ald one?
August 30th, 2006 at 17:16:35. Permalink.
- cheryo replied:
wots wrong wit being paedophile. :D
muahahahhahaa.August 30th, 2006 at 22:49:31. Permalink.
