Objects Fascination

I have a confession to make: I have this really really REALLY NASTY NASTY habit hobby that sucks the life outta my HD more than my vast collection of songs. SO NASTY you will hate me for it.

I just LURVEEE lookin’ at pictures of hot women and collect them and then that leads to my godzilla balls swelling up so much with disgusting pride and in turn, makes me wanna share with everyone I know.. well, I meant, everyone who didn’t mind the bandwidth suckin’ and would appreciate them as well.

That makes all this exercise so damn nasty ‘coz I ain’t got enough space to store all the songs I have and those great pics of hot women. I can’t decide what to do with them after staring and drooling and gettin’ dehydrated and dizzified. Luckily, this time around, I’ve learnt to use Flickr(tm) and uploaded those pics in my account and get to keep my music.

MUAHAHAHAHAhAAHHAAHAAa!! Fear Me!

Hence, in continuance with the good mood, naeboo presents Miss Universe 2006! <3 w00t!!!

*sprinkling of tranny dust ensues*

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Miss Puerto Rico [ Zuleyka Rivera: 18, 5'9" ]
msuni2006-- zuleyka rivera PR
>>Zuleyka.. Zuleyka You can zul yer lai ka on me ALL you want! ooooo..yumness! (This was my original caption for this pic. heh)

I actually did a whole long-ass post about my predictions on the new queen, but alas, I forgot to check when the contest was gonna be on and missed the deadline to post my picks b4 the official crowning in LA. Stupid stupid stupid. But I’m happy that one of my top 5 faves made it. :D She is now the newest reigning Miss Universe from 24th July onwards.

I’m gonna post up pictures of the others I like too. Maybe just the top 5 personal choices and the rest I noticed.

“BUT, OH WHY? WHY?!?” I hear you ask, mouths agape and attracting maggots and flies. And “Why would naeboo WANT pictures of half naked women in her pc???”

HELLO? Earth to penises and clits everywhere? Because they are FUCKING SCORCHING HOT WOMEN?! And BECAUSE I CAN. Blek.

Plus, I think this is a fanta-spanking-liciously healthy hobby. So there.

MMmMmmmM… Eye candies…..

Miss Lebanon [ Gabrielle Bou Rached: 20, 5'9" ]
msuni2006-- gabrielle bou rached LB
>>HOT DAMNNNN Gabrielleeeee! She got fantastic hair and those pair of CFM eyes.. *swoon* I’m so in lurveeee…. <3 <3 MY FAVOURITEST!

Miss Nicaragua [Cristiana Frixione Mendoza: 22, 5'8" ] msuni2006-- cristiana frixione mendoza NI
>>Hell yeahhh, baby… lemme get frisky wit ya friction. Love her eyes and nice boobs. She has that high-end porno look that makes you wanna just jizz all over her. :P

Miss Bolivia [ Desiree Duran: 20, 5'10" ]
msuni2006-- desiree duran BO
>>I have this inkling that she got the idea for this pose from her country’s code: B-O. Just checking… Not subtle though. HEeheheheee.

Miss Albania [ Eralda Itaj: 19, 5'7" ]
msuni 2006-- eralda itaj AL
>>Great eyes, check. Trout lips, check. Nice belly button, check. Too mcuh ribs tho. Me likey her face more than Miss BO’s, but her ribs arhh.. cut marks! But reminds me of that dark vampire slayer in Buffy. So I still damn like! :)

Those were my top 5 picks. The following are just more notable eye candies. Not so hot about them though. Just thought since I already uploaded in my flickr last week…Might as well.

Miss Brazil [ Rafeala Zanella: 19, 5'11" ]
msuni2006-- rafeala zanella BR
>>Miss Brazil’s are always hot favourites. I expected her to go into the top 20. Does she look kinda Indian to ya too? Nice tan! ^___^ The colour just makes me wanna slather peanut butter all over her and lick it off. MMmm..

Miss Australia [ Erin McNaught: 24, 5"9' ]
msuni2006-- erin mcnaught AU
>>Actually, I like her coz she got the “model look”. Reminds me of that girl from America’s Top Model, Naima. This pic anyways. Didn’t think she would win though.

Miss Chile [ Belen Montilla: 23, 5'11" ]
msuni2006-- belen montilla CL
>>She reminds me of that psycho bitch in “Urban Legends”. Hot, nevertheless. :)

By now, y’all would notice how I like my women to look like high-class whores. Heh heh heh. :D

Miss Cyprus [ Eleni Ierodiakonoy: 22, 5'10" ]
msuni2006-- eleni ierodiakonoy CY
>>Better than last year’s. I remember last year’s made me think of sthg like, cheap plastic containers and used condoms or what. I like her cheekbones.

Miss Belgium [ Tatiana Silva: 21, 5'8" ]
msuni2006-- tatiana silva BE
>>Me likey chocolates. Can I nibble on yours?? Can’t get enough of her hair… I betcha it smells of coconut and wild sex. MMmmmm..

Miss Greece [ Olympia Hopsonidou: 23, 5'11" ]
msuni2006-- olympia hopsonidou GR
Her skin makes me think of mocha lattes.. Mmm.. Love her mane too!

Miss LK Sri Lanka [ Jacqueline Fernandez: 20, 5'7" ]**
msuni2006-- jacqueline fernandez LK
>>This is so strange. I can’t find the link! There’s only two countries that start with L’s and the other one is Latvia and that girl looks like she doesn’t have eyebrows!
(Thanks, Ruok!hehe) Urmm.. this one makes me think of cocoa beans and condensed milk.

Miss Georgia [ Ekaterine Buadze: 20, 5'9" ]
msuni2006-- ekaterine buadze GE
>>This pose damn familiarrr ley.. Checking for BO again. KEKEKEE.. Btw, is Georgia even a country?!?!!

Miss Paraguay [ Lourdes Arevalos: 22, 6' ]
msuni2006-- lourdes arevalos PY
>>Too hooker-ish looks lar hor? Makes you kinda think of bondage and shit. Maybe some jelly also. Still, I like her chin… kinda/

Miss Thailand [ Charm Onwarin Osathanond: 19, 5'8" ]
msuni2006-- charm onwarin osathanond TH
>>She got this very beach babe look. Curves.. MMmmm.. golden skin… crispy… coconut oil! MmmMmmm….

Miss Croatia [ Biljana Mancic: 20, 5'11" ]
msuni2006-- biljana mancic HR
>>I’mma thinkin’ of dressing her up in leather and whips and a pair of black-rimmed glasses. Throw in a strap-on too. I think it wld work. For me anyways…

Miss Poland [ Francys Sudnicka: 26, 5'9" ]**
msuni2006-- francys sudnicka PL
>>What a great waste of a super photo-op. Should always look straight to the cameraman, gurl. It’s on the official site! This is how you fish for votes! Eye contact!! EYE CONTACT!!! Make love to the cam mah. So damn potong stim ini gambar.

Miss Ethiopia [ Dina Fekadu: 21, 5'10" ]**
msuni2006-- dina fekadu ET
>>Look like supposed to be representing Egypt instead of Ethiopia. Cleopatra pose! Elegante.

Miss Guatemala [ Jackelinne Piccinini: 22, 5'9"]**
msuni2006-- jackelinne piccinini GT
>>Too damn skinny :( But her face is nice. And I keep having that song going “Joanna gib me HOPE! Joanna GIB ME HOPE!!” banging in my head when I see her. Like, a Cindy doll on crack. And we all know Cindy dolls are just so CMI. Only Barbies will do.

Miss India [ Neha Kapur: 23, 5'10" ]**
msuni2006-- neha kapur IN
>>Also another usual hot favourite of punters. Been a lot of Miss India’s winning the title. This one looks kinda plain compared to the past winners like Sushmita Sen (1994) and Lara Dutta (2000). But definitely, more sex appeal than them.

Miss Canada [ Alice Panikian: 20, 6'1]
msuni2006-- alice panikian CA
>>So so. I gib 78%. Last year’s Miss Canada Natalie sumthin’ is SO MUCH hotter. ZOMFG. Natalie’s eyes… <3

Miss Japan [ Kurara Chibana: 24, 5'8"]
missuni2006-- kurara chibana JP
>>Weird. Didn’t upload this one in flickr earlier. Don’t know why. Usually, I always save Taiwan, Korea, China and Japan. Me likesss her wild jungle woman hair. Mmmm.. Sushiii….

Miss Indonesia [ Nadine Chandrawinata: 21, 5'8" ]
missuni2006-- nadine chandrawinata ID
>> She’s hot, model looks and all, but I don’t know why I HAD TO click on her interview and get put off by her bad English. eg:”My admirer is Mother Theresaaaa..” After that, I just don’t click anymores vids.

Miss China [ Ying Hui Gao: 23, 5'10" ]
msuni2006-- yinghui gao CN
>>She got the magazine looks here, but in the video interview, she looked like just any random above average mainland chinese girl. With slightly less wok face lar. 6.8/10. Still fuckable.

Miss Malaysia [ Melissa Ann Tan: 25, 5'5" ]**
msuni2006-- melissa ann tan MY
>>She won’t win simply becoz of the lack of height. Too bad. :/ (psst.. Carrie, I still think you are hotter! :P) Last year’s was damn confident and taller. Angela something Gan. That turquiose outfit SO yuks though.

Miss Singapore [ Carol Cheong, 25, 5'7"]**
msuni2006-- carol cheong yim foon SG
>>Seems like Sg ALWAYS choose the big-boobed ones! AHAHHAHAHA.. She looks nice here. Way better than her Miss Singapore shots. Those made her look sooo auntie. Our Miss Universe pwns your Miss Universe!! MUAHAAHAHA.. But you win by height and boobies. :,(

Last year’s Miss Sg was funny in her interview on tv. I remember she said she is “ah-COW executive” or something. Kekekeke..

Surprisingly, the top 5 finalists included Miss Trinidad & Tobago [ Kenisha Thom: 22, 5'8" ]. Still, better than last year’s lar. I remember telling Justine that the last Miss T&T looked like Romz’s mom. But ten years younger looking lar… KAHAAHHA :P

The finalist were: Miss Japan (1st RU), Miss Paraguay (3rd RU), Miss Switzerland (2nd RU) and Miss USA (4th RU).

None of my top 5 except the actual winner got in. MEE SOH SADDD….. :( Why no Miss Lebanon!?!?1!! Miss USA and Switzerland not even half as hot! Diuuu… They so not hot in my books that I don’t want them on my blog. HMPF!

Btw, I marked the ones I’m not interested in seeing naked with two asterisks like so:**…Take note! Y’all don’t need to bother taking yer clothes off for moi. That goes for you too, Miss Venezuela. I can’t believe they sent someone who doesn’t impress me this time. And they let them have surgeries as grand prizes! Like Brazil. Dang.

And now, some more pics of the most recent past winners of Miss Universe(tm) title:

2005: Natalie Glebova (Canada)
missuni2005-- Natalie Glebova CA
>>Check out those bedroom eyes!! <3 <3

2004: Jennifer Hawkins (Australia)
missuni2004-- jennifer hawkins AU
>>Nah. Not my type. Nose too sharp. How to makeout.

2003: Amelia Vega (Dominican Republic)
uni 2003-amelia vega-titleholder
>>I took this out of my own stash. Yalarhh! I keep naughty pics of naked women too :/ This is headshot only what. Since when I’m PG-13! Diuuu..

Excerpt below is taken from the official Miss World 2006 site.

“The 2006 Miss World Final will be held on Saturday 30th September live from Poland. It will be the most interactive Miss World ever. A combination of star judges and a world wide vote will decide who is crowned the 56th Miss World.”

I’m gonna predict the new Miss Malaysia World 2006 first and then choose the next Miss World 2006. Kekekeke.. So, now I have a pet project. For Miss World 2006!! Hur hur hur… PART DEUX yo!! :) Wait… I check the finals for Miss Malaysia World 2006. Hmmm… July 28th (Flyday).. Okies. I will do it by 27th. MWAAAAH! (I already have my favourites!=)

So, yeah. I have an extremely healthy hobby. What good it is if I hog all the picas for myself, yah?

What? Blood-letting was so 18th century? Who. Tha. Fuck. Even. Cares??!

||Could U be the most beautiful girl in the world?
||It’s plain 2 see U’re the reason that God made a girl

||When the day turns into the last day of all time
||I can say I hope U are in these arms of mine
||And when the night falls before that day I will cry, I will cry
||Tears of joy ‘cuz after U, all one can do is die, oh…

||Could U be the most beautiful girl in the world?
||Could U be?
||It’s plain 2 see U’re the reason that God made a girl
||Oh, yes U are

||How can I get through days when I can’t get through hours?
||I can try, but when I do, I see U and I’m devoured, oh yes…
||Who’d allow, who’d allow a face 2 be soft as a flower? Oh…
||I could bow and feel proud in the light of this power
||Oh…. yes, oh….

||And if the stars ever fell one by one from the sky
||I know Mars could not be, uh, 2 far behind
||’Cuz baby, this kind of beauty has got no reason 2 ever be shy
||’Cuz honey, this kind of beauty is the kind that comes from inside

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Prince– The Most Beautiful Girl In The World

**Trivia: This song was speculated to be written for Vanessa Marcil released in Feb 1994, for very good reasons as you can see below. I’d hit that. Yummm…
prince-- vanessa marcil

He ended up marrying Mayte Garcia (below) on Valentines’ 1996 instead. They are now divorced. :(

prince-- mayte garcia 34

July 25, 2006. StaleFish. 13 Comments.

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  1. no2slack replied:

    hard disks are damn dirt cheap in spore… come over and i’ll bring u to them… pls carry on this noble hobby of urs and continue posting…

    July 25th, 2006 at 15:00:57. Permalink.

  2. likki replied:

    nabehs! now i know why you said youre gonna post it up today. its so damn loooooooong ok. lemma, supersized black mamma dick also not that long. >.

    July 25th, 2006 at 16:22:02. Permalink.

  3. naeboo replied:

    no2>> simlim ka? wtf why i went there and forgot to check for HD? i juz got new red corror wireless mouse and other small random stuf. :/

    this hobby used to be spread over icq and msn and now BLOG! the net will be clogged with my collection of hot bootylicious women!!!11

    likki>> lemmakkk…
    do. NOT. mention. dicks. and other male bodily parts in front of an SF woman!!

    esply supersized curvy black ones.
    :,(

    July 25th, 2006 at 18:54:01. Permalink.

  4. melor replied:

    i heart miss lebanon!!!

    July 25th, 2006 at 19:01:40. Permalink.

  5. naeboo replied:

    we have same taste!! i heart her too.

    *jizz all over her pic*

    LICK THAT, U WHORE! i mean, u gorgeous impossibly tainted woman u….

    July 25th, 2006 at 19:11:34. Permalink.

  6. dead fox replied:

    dat’s kool. I also like to look at and draw them hot ladies. I didn’t watch the contest tho, anyhways glossy photos are hotter than the real thing - weird.

    July 25th, 2006 at 22:15:00. Permalink.

  7. Ruok replied:

    I like Lebanon and Nicaragua! :D

    July 25th, 2006 at 22:20:41. Permalink.

  8. laputa replied:

    miss japan in that samurai outfit is kinky

    July 26th, 2006 at 04:49:39. Permalink.

  9. naeboo replied:

    deadfox>> i also didnt. i hate it the fact that i didnt. i wld love to watch it coz it\’s a yearly event. :( mee soh sadd no astro.
    yeah.. i juz found pics of miss lebanon looking not that hhot. :(

    boohoo

    ruok>> yummy arent they? i wanna bite them!

    laputa>> hehehehe yeahhhhh… i heart her outfit. maybe she borrowed from the porn industry hHAHAHAA

    July 26th, 2006 at 10:59:23. Permalink.

  10. egotist replied:

    omg…. all the hot women…. why why why are they beyond the grasp of us?

    but ill take naeboo anyday! any place for that matter. muahahaha.

    July 27th, 2006 at 22:27:31. Permalink.

  11. doesnt matter replied:

    you sick pervert.you make the world of horny boys even sicker.just leave miss universe outta this.PERVERT!!!!!!!

    August 3rd, 2006 at 12:18:38. Permalink.

  12. naeboo replied:

    awww.. c’mon… it’s only a few pics and some disgusting comments!
    how the hell did i make them horny boys any sicker? i didn’t force them to wank to tatami octopus porn and jizz all over them pageant contestants while they r at it, did i??

    if i did, it’s my evil twin. she’s the badass. im the angel. ^_____^

    and if u be a bit more quiet, maybe i will get them to jizz all over u too.

    have a nice day.

    August 3rd, 2006 at 12:59:21. Permalink.

  13. khaled replied:

    please

    photo for
    Gabrielle Bou Rached nude

    September 11th, 2006 at 08:19:29. Permalink.

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