naeboo –[noun]:A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever‘How will you be defined in the dictionary?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

Well, well.. It’s been a year and three days since I started blogging on liquidblade. I didn’t think I would have lasted this long here, if anything. :D It’s been a real pleasure, babes and babedudes. Hence, I would like to say some thank you’s and so ons. And in no particular order, here goes…. :)Seelzie: I miss you so much that it hurts. Babeeeyyyyy!!! When can we meet again? I’m so proud of you now that you are a full-fledged Biogenetist. Certified! Wow. Recognise, my bitch! Remember that promise to come for my *ahem* ok?

MWAAAAH! Love ya! You’re my baby alwaysss!

Fey: I love you more now than ever. You are the reason that I’m less crazy and grounded. I’m sorry that I didn’t fulfil that promise you made me swear to do over that long fone convo. But I know that you know that I have my own stupid reasons to back it up. And will still love me. Heh :P

You always have another better angle (no matter how skewed others think you are) to look at a bad situation and I like that about you a lot.

Babes, I see us growing old together forever. For real. Let’s have babies together! <3

Justino: I think the first time I ever felt bonded with you was when you hid behind my ass when Fey yelled, “Eeeee… COCKROAAAAACCHH!!!” along with Shar and Epi at the stupidest, but cutest BBQ of our lifetime and my balls swelled up so much they giveth me super jungle woman skillz that I hadtha squash it (and then, another one right after) with my new shock-pink slippers. *stompstompstomp*

You so cutes, you made me decide to protect you right there and then although you didn’t need it as much as the other two.

You made me feel manly. And manly is gooooooddd. :D

Thanks for listening to all my crap and standing up for me too since then. Also, thanks for telling me that Cowboy is just a lame-ass blogger for reals, not some online psycho who’s mindfucking me that night.

Miss ya lots! <3

Mamba: Babes, I have a confession to make: I thought that you talked too fast when I first met you and I was a bit intimidated in case you decided you didn’t like me and wanted to spew super gengchauw obscenities at me faster than an AK-47 and I won’t be able to retaliate since 1-I can’t speak that fast and 2-I have a lazy drawl. :P

And yet you proved to me there’s more than just small talks between us when you listened to my crap and gave me extremely sound advice. Every time. I guessed it happened that fateful night when we were smokin’ Dr. Cartier’s. And hell yeah… they are always better than sex with an old bf.

I’m so glad that I met you and now we are bestest of friends to share ciggies, secrets and shitty ex-bfs stories together. Hearts and kissesssss… <3

Beanz: One of my deepest memory was when you gave me a hug while tears just couldn’t stop streaming down my face at that Teresa Teng tribute concert in Esplanade after I told you that it kept reminding me of my grandpapa. I’m thankful for a friend like you. Like, when I called you in the middle of the night to get you to promise to drive me to the airport for the emergency that got called off. Thank goodness everything is fine now.

I like how you tell me things you don’t normally tell others. Those are more funny than secretive anyways. And I will take them to my grave. Promise! :D

And no, I honestly don’t think you will get married only at 40. No one could be that blind not to tie you down. (As long as it’s NOT Carlos Mendes!! WAHAAHAHHAA)

Thank you for being there all the time. I think of you whenever I think of Line Clear nasi kandar! Haha. And susu telur! And telur sotong! :) *hugs*

Melor: Before I say anything, can everyone take a look at the pica below and go “Awwwww….” with me?

>>>Melor (circa 3-4yrs): How can you not love this face??! *slurrppps*

One. Two. Four. Altogether now: Awwww…. Sucha cuties pies. <3

Man, I love ya.

My emo cow partner-in-crime for a few months before he left to Sheffield Hark-Larn Uni. We became good friends from the unlikeliest of opening lines. Haha. I’m glad. :) Muchas thanx for being there to lend me your listening ear and esply your ass for that night-long excursion under the moon syrupy love on the beach. Hahahaha..

If that happens again, I will sue your ass for making a complete mush outta me.. again! It ain’t cool. Those wandering dogs do make interesting convo piece, eh? :)

Better be nice to yer bitch I hope she’s nicer to ya this time around. Boy, I would hate to hunt her down and open a can of whoop ass coz I juz. don’t. like. hitting. girls. They cry too much and don’t fight fair. :P

Love ya lots!! <3 Come back soon and cook lamb chops for me! :D Yer know how I got mo’ rooms in my black black heart than Holiday Inn fer ya. *hugs*

My MrBendy: What can I say? I’d love to bone you again. And again. And again… ad kinkinity. Hahaha. I forgive your sis. Forget it. We could have made it work, but instead it just ended because I wanted to come home and other stupid reasons. It was plain bad timing, something that’s just ain’t my specialty. :/

I do hope that you can find somewhere where you can get far far away from those who hold you down. You are a lot smarter than you give yourself credit for. And don’t forget your promise about the chicken curry. :0)

Xam: I don’t think he reads this although he knows of its existence and not really approving of it. Unless I tell the world how fucking hot he is and he rocked my socks off and whatever. Hahaha. I hardly wear socks. So… We can just say he rocks no matter what. :)

Well, thanks for being there so many times before and made snide remarks at my sometimes bimbo quips. I’m not that manly after all.. :,( *sniff*

Still, one of the best bfs ever. (Go lose some weight lar! Hhahahaa.. No need lar. You look fine although you hate yourself like that, you vainpot you.) You will always be part of me whether or not we ended up married. Just be glad that you got away when you could. Heh heh.

Happy birthday today, btw! MWAAAH!

Sean: Another vainpot. Dang. Where did I go wrong? I noticed that the last few of y’all are metrosexuals with footwear fetish. HAahhaa..

Ah well… Under-rated intelligence, eh? I think I hardly use my brain cells anymore. You surprise me in some very amusing ways. Esply the Richard Lear comparison. Or was it Edward. Ah, fuck. Whatever. Yeah, I needed the brain exercises. And you know how I loveeee my brains. ;P

Anyways, baby boy, thanks for the good times. Hahaa. We may hit the dancefloor again sooner than you think. MWAH! :D

Random: MOMMY!!! I shall remember the times when you left M&M’s on the kitchen counter to cheer lil’ me up. That was a darling thing to do. And how you chided me for eating my leftover birthday Chocolate Mudslide cheese cake for breakfast, 4-5 days straight. Hahahaa..

I’m still scared of yer momma tho. :/

Also, I’m sorry that I’m not the best keep-in-touch kinda person to y’all. I’m just not that urm.. lucid sometimes and I’m always low on fone credit. Hehehee..

If I missed out on others, that’s because I don’t know you read my blog ok? Don’t be a whiny-ass bitch and go SKATE IT OFF!! GO!

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I made some friends from this blogging business. I’m kinda glad now that THAT convo took place and I took on that offer to get this hosted on liquidblade.

Likki: I met you thru Chocobo and you are the very first blogger I met in person wayyy back in 2004. And I will always remember you as the girl who goes,”NAYyyBBOooOoOOooO!!!1″ every time you see me in public. Hahaahaha.

I will kill you if you do that ever again. Rape you also. :P

Cowboy: Although I kinda hold some contempt for you just for the mere fact that you are an asshole and made me wash your lacy red underthingies, my parents brought me up well so I had to say thanx. The server is great. Esply when it’s FREE.

Fate brought us together unexpectedly and I’m glad I don’t stay in the same city as you do.

Happy birthday also, asshat. I hope you feel old. Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh.

Mandrake: Uncleeeeeee!! HAHAHA. Thanx for answering my questions about Wordpress and all the time you dealt with my blog-related crap. Hearts!

Winter: Heya! :) I’m happy to have met you. You are always so patient with me and helped a lot with my rants. You gave me a more humane perspective to my bitchy views on life.

Thank you.

Curious George: I’m sorry about not being quick enough to say your name at the Virtual Insanity party. I knew exactly who you were just from the way you approached me, I was just too scrambled to come out with the name coz too many ppl were introducing themselves. :P

And WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU LAR! Never online anymore or update your blog.
Update sometimes, dearie. :D

Ruok: Thanks, you emo bull! You know that we shouldn’t talk too often since we make each other sad and emo-filled to the brims on the cup of emo-cow-and-bull-ness! Haha. That was random.

Many wishes for your acting career. I hope you will get your Academy Awards one day. But, you know, that day could come earlier if you would just TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES or sumthin’. :P

Kenny: I know how Justine calls you “chu yoke lou” and “char siew pao” and “orang utan” and etc etc, but don’t mind the little girl. Heehehe. But it’s true that sometimes you need to lower that sweetness factor a tad and show us those coconut balls you always brag about! No need to always sit on the fence lar. Those pickets are pretty spiky!

Thanks for dragging me out on V-day to Magenta’s (?) for dinz. I’m never big on celebrating it other than with friends. Always happened to be single or bitchy. So, you are actually my second or third impromptu valentine in my life. The flower, I gave it to my momma though. Riceball liked it a lot.

Thanks also for a lot of other miscellanious (sp? I fuck care at this point.) help like the blog template settings and laughing at my rants.

But no thanks for kantoi-ing me in front of my sis when we first met you in Tao. /whack

Btw, can always ask me to give you lessons on how to PROPERLY evaluate “hot women”. I got better taste! And I’m a champion mamasan yo! :P

Deadfox: Really like your designs. Your blog is the very first liquidblade one that I read after the cowboy thingy. And will continue reading just because I like it.

Plus, I like looking at pics of your boys. And not because of my paedophilic tendecies. Hehehehhee.. Just don’t let me near them. :P

Tart: Hey, dude…. Why yer blog shut down meh? What the hell happened?! Always got sthg wrong with your blogdrive. Sheeesh. /whack

Move to wordpress lar!!! KNNCCB macipiet pookie bedebah.

Thanks for telling me that I’m a sick pervert and a deprived nympho who thrives under the cover of the night. Not that I don’t already know.

Barffie: LABBIT GIRL LABBIT GIRLLL!! Need I say more?? Hahahaha

Nice meetin’ ya! :)

Malefactor: Really appreciated those emails of encouragements and offer of empathy. Thanx again. They were really nice and thoughtful. :)

No2slack: Too bad you can’t be the No. 1 stalker! My momma should get that title. Only if she finds out. :P

And If you really wanna go out with me, just get a Malaysian citizenship. HAHAHAHAA

PMG: Nice meeting ya. It was pretty fun! :) But stop flirting. It doesn’t work on me. :P

Thanks for all for the warm welcome in my first post and during the Virtual Insanity party. I’m sorry I can’t name all of you and thank you all individually. I’m pretty bushed from typing now.

And the others, I don’t know who, but bothered to read this blog: A BIG THANK YOU! :D

I hoped you enjoyed the crap as much as I did churning them out. =))

Lastly, I will thank all those mamaks who ever served me my yummy teh ais and nasi lemak/roti whatever/nasi kandar/etc etc etc. You guys are what made this country beautiful. Esply this mamak who I shall call “Sammy”, showing his concerns about my a-pack-a-day habit and threatened to tell my pops. Haha.

And a special shout out to the Lorong Selamat super kungfuzified CKT apek. I miss youuuuuuu!! <3 PLEASE DON’T DIE before I go back to have some more of those delish sinful sihams and chilli in my kueh teow again.

Before I end this dreadfully long and no-end-in-sight ramble, I got a few cricticisms that I think I should address here and now.

1- There’re comments about how it is better to have at least 3 posts top-to-bottom so that it’s easier to scroll down.

Bah. It’s not that hard work to click on the “OLDER POSTS” button as well. I prefer it this way because I like each post to have the centrestage when it’s its turn to be purged it out of my system.

Somehow, I like the idea of each post to have their moment in the limelight. *ahem* :P

2- Someone *cough* stupid orang utan *cough* Kenny *cough* doesn’t like my way of putting lyrics at the bottom of my posts. He thinks it’s “infantile”.

Diu… I don’t dig his brand of toilet humour as well. I also think it’s “infantile” what. So, we are done here.

3- I didn’t know much about the “blogsphere” and I’m making very very slow progress here. I don’t think I will be talking much about the happenings concerning it since I don’t care and I’m too lazy to care.

Well, HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY, my tranny bloggie. MUACKS!! <3 <3

Thank you for all the nights we put gone through together whiling time, pounding brain cells, holding back tears, complaining about boys, and etc etc.

I played with the link the second time and see what I got!

naeboo –[noun]:A person who likes to steal tins of tuna‘How will you be defined in the dictionary?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

Heh. So much for changing the course of history. This is too true to be real.Fuck. Now I’m so majorly OOM. Someone give me a massage!!!1

p/s: Since we are kinda on the topic of growing wiser with all the writing and musing.. Is age and wisdom mutually exclusive, or is it just that we tend to confuse cynicism with wisdom?

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UPDATE @00:27 24th July: Ruok reminded me of sthg that I forgot to mention. I never had a good impression of Singaporeans. Hehehe. So, I AM guilty of it. Sue me. :P

But you guys are testament to what was a common misconception amongst a lot of Malaysians and usually, the rest of the world.You bunch are nicer than I thought. I’m glad to be proven wrong by some of you anyways. :)

Except Cowboy. He’s not human. He is cow dung. WITH FLIES!

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@00:46 : And Airhole wants me to thank him also. He didn’t care to read my line about how I thanked all the other readers not mentioned individually.

Airhole! LISTEN UP, YOU MAGGOT! YOU ARE INSIGNIFICANT! WHY MUST I THANK YOU PERSONALLY! FUCK YOU AND YOUR THANK KEWWWWW. Diuuuuu…

Happy? /whack

||You are the flame in my heart
||You light my way in the dark
||You are the ultimate star

||You lift me from up above
||Your unconditional love
||Takes me to paradise

||I belong to you
||And you..
||You belong to me too
||You make my life complete
||You make me feel so sweet

||You make me feel so divine
||Your soul and mine are entwined
||Before you I was blind
||But since I’ve opened my eyes
||And with you there’s no disguise
||So I could open up my mind

||I’ve always loved you from the start
||But I could not figure out
||That I had to do it everyday

||So I put away the fight
||Now I’m gonna live my life
||Giving you the most in every way

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Lenny Kravitz– I Belong To You