Twista Panties

Ack! Too many panties!!~!one!sebelasone!one…

Lemme try to recount some stuf while I recover from washingtoomanypantiestitis.. Been awhile, hasn’t it? :D Just some random shit, k?

naeboo: You know what would be the worst shit to happen on Amargeddon?

All: Huh? What??

naeboo: All the women on earth menstruating AT THE SAME TIME! WAHAHAHHAHAA

Beanz: How would that matter when the world is ending?!?!

naeboo: It’s the last day on earth, my dear… EVERYONE would wanna be having random hot sex before they turn into zilch. :P

Beanz: Then, the menstruating women won;t matter to anyone.

naeboo: Not when the women DON’T wanna have sex! Hehehehhe….

Random: You gotta be kiddin’ my big fat black ass! (He might as well be saying this with that look on his face hahaha! :P)

–He actually went.. *points at Bern* And this all started because YOU claimed that Jesus gave us PS2!!

naeboo: They do that now?

Guys: WE WISH!

naeboo: Such an MLM thing to do. Haha…

Beanz: I would start going to church if they hand out PS2’s.

naeboo: They would make you go every week to PAY FOR the PS2 you took. Such horror! *shivers*

Beanz: Haiya.. tell them I am not convinced by them after taking lor.

naeboo: So easy meh?

Random: You will go straight down to hell for that and not get your 99 virgins! [points at Beanz with such passion only sessions upon sessions of bukkake porn can impose on a male's brain :P]

Beanz: Who cares about virgins when you have PS2?!!

naeboo: Such a mean bastard you are….. tsk tsk. Wasting virgins. Poor unwanted virgins…… *shakes head*

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naeboo: (to barista) Oh? You have apple, mango and orange only? I thought u meant “apple mango” and “orange”..

Barista: Yeah.. That’s right, m’am.

naeboo: Urmm…In that case, I will have the mango juice larh.

Barista: One mango comin’ right up…

naeboo: Oh, can you juz do me a favour and add a tad of orange or apple in it please? :D

Barista: Okay. Would that be apple or orange then?

naeboo: Whatever.. just surprise me. :D

[Barista shouts order to colleague]

Melor: Man… you drink the weirdest shit!

naeboo: If you can drink cum, you can drink ANYTHING! Hmpf!

Melor: Hahaha. Dang, girl! :P

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Melor and Dames yakking on and on about SHOES…

naeboo: WTF?!! Hello? Am I the only heterosexual male WITH BALLS around here?!??

Melor: Hehehehe… Sorry larrrr… That’s why I lapp yeww, babes! MUACKS! :D

naeboo: HMPF! Lemme take my godzilla balls and go one corner there to smoke alone larh. *pouts*

Melor: Aiyaaa.. Don’t larrrr…

naeboo: NO LAPP FOR THE GAY ASSES! :P

||Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing
||Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring
||And I ain’t gonna lie cause your loving gets me high
||So to keep you by my side there’s nothing that I won’t try
||Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill
||Time is passing I’m asking could this be real
||’Cuz I can’t sleep, I can’t hold still
||The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal

||I can feel too much is never enough
||You’re always there to lift me up
||When these times get rough I was lost now I’m found
||Ever since you’ve been around
||You’re the woman that I want
||So yo, I’m putting it down

||Come, my lady
||Come come, my lady
||You’re my butterfly
||Sugar, baby
||Come, my lady, you’re my pretty baby
||I’ll make your legs shake
||You make me go crazy

||Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
||The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
||Whatever tickles your fancy
||Girl, it’s me and you.. like Sid and Nancy
||So sexy….almost evil
||Talkin’ about butterflies in my head
||I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read but
||You made me feel alive when I was almost dead
||You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase

||And as far as I can see it don’t get better than this
|||So butterfly, here is a song and it’s sealed with a kiss
||And a “thank you, miss”

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Crazy Town– Butterfly

March 21, 2006. HyenaGuffaws. 13 Comments.

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