Metro Train

I think I am surrounded by too many metrosexuals…

Example 1:

Metro no1: I didn’t really take notice of the colour of the house exterior. Did you?

Metro no2: I think it’s beige.

naeboo: It has to be WHITE. Standard what..

Metro no2: Nahhh.. I am quite sure it is BEIGE. Yep, it is beige. Definitely not white, there’s a tinge to it. Creamy and slightly yellowish…

Metro no1: Now that you mentioned it, yea.. it IS beige.

naeboo: *wtf*

Why do I feel like the only heterosexual male WITH BALLS in this conversation? Whatever’s not classified as any of the standard primary/ secondary colours discernable without a homo eye, IS “white”. Not “salmon”, not “parsley” AND hell, not “mustard”!! Goddamnit.

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Example 2:

03: 34>> naeboo sends text: [[ yo bitch, stil awake? ]]
03:37>> melor: [[ Yups. Wats up? Phone sex? Hehe.]]

03:38>> calls melor

melor: Hello?

naeboo: Weiii…? This is Ling Ling, your sexual panda. You will be charged at the rate of $5.99 per minute. What is your secret fantasy?? Yeeyeahrrrr…

melor: Wtf you talking about woeii..

naeboo: Wah larnnn… juz now said wanna have phone sex! Cilaka.

melor: Sorry lorhhhh. You don’t really have to, you know… I’m fine.

naeboo: *wtf*

What’s with all this understanding and all this saying sorry?? DEMAND FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE PHONE-SEXED!! gah.

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Example 3:

naeboo: Juz got Vernon God Little. yay! so excited. hehe :P

Metro no3: What is that? (–censored text of how his day was–)

naeboo: :( It’s a novel larh.. (How come nobody knows this?! *wtf*)

I guess this is why my boobs are shrinking for no good reasons. All those extra testosterones suddenly noticed inside of me. :/

What a fucken joke.


||Ha ha hoo hoo
||Thought you’d get the money too
||Greedy mutherfuckers
||Tryin’ to have his cake and eat it too

||Sharp shooter into breakin’ hearts
||A baby gigolo, a sex pistol
||Hollerin’ at everythin that walks
||No substance, just small talk
||Know why you feelin’ on that girl’s behind
||You gotta sleazy one-track mind
||Working your work until you think you find
||Who’s goin’ home with you tonight

||Oh, who you give it to
||Who you gonna steal it from
||Who’s your next victim
||Oh, who you gonna lie to
||Who you gonna cheat on
||Who you gonna leave alone
||Oh, what ya gonna tell her
||After she discovers
||You don’t really love her
||Oh, gonna be a showdown
||Knock down - drag out
||Gunslinger shoot ‘em up

||I betcha think this song is about you
||I betcha think this song is about you
||I betcha think this song is about you
||I betcha think this song is about you
||Don’t you, don’t you, don’t you

||Sweatin’ me, but I’m not your type
||You think you irk me and you’re so right
||I’d rather keep the trash and throw you out

||Stupid bitch in my beach house
||Naw, I ain’t gonna go and act a fool
||And be lead story on the nigga news
||Not me, sucker
||I’ll never be your lover
||I’m gonna make you suffer
||You stupid mutherfucker

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Janet Jackson–feat. Carly Simon– Son of A Gun

January 14, 2006. FlyingPigs. 15 Comments.

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  1. dead fox replied:
    haha, the first gay colour descriptions I would have thought of are “champagne” and “peach”. Or “white with a hint of *bleu*”. I get those all the time @ work.

    January 14th, 2006 at 06:03:15. Permalink.

  2. melor replied:
    OI wtf????? i didn’t say that.wtf was that for??? i didnt say sorry i dont need that shit??? oi! wat a brother gotta do?? cibai, sial punya perempuan…i will make a mental note to violate that ass of urs the next time i see u,damn! :P

    January 14th, 2006 at 13:26:43. Permalink.

  3. CG replied:
    ho ho ho…
    from wat i can see, your boobs aren’t shrinking

    January 14th, 2006 at 13:34:12. Permalink.

  4. naeboo replied:
    deadfox>> cldnt care less about “pistachio”, “peach”,”strawberry fizz” unless they r describing foodstuffs.

    melor>> shaddap and go. u did. and u never even as much as look at me when i was naked and writhing in the sand with u when we were emo-ing on the beach about our lives. HAHAHAHA

    ok. that last bit was a lie. u looked and then ran away screaming southwest to the hills to see mountain goats.

    CG>> u havent touch them yet, thats WHY!!! :,(

    January 14th, 2006 at 19:58:52. Permalink.

  5. melor replied:
    oi! dont u go there girl…dont u be a hater,damn!

    January 15th, 2006 at 04:24:55. Permalink.

  6. shinoxl replied:
    stop the hatin’ and start participatin’!

    January 15th, 2006 at 12:51:46. Permalink.

  7. Ruok replied:
    Alrite, I’m demanding my phone sex now. Call me now baby! :P

    January 15th, 2006 at 13:36:39. Permalink.

  8. justine replied:
    This is why you’re itching for a real man eh? A real man who’d jump on you from the back while you’re asleep!

    ^_^

    January 15th, 2006 at 14:50:53. Permalink.

  9. melor replied:
    y the other ppl get called metro1 n metro3? how come never tag me as metro2??? so NOT fair!!!! in my defense, u called at the wrong time!!! and i am not a metro/softie/pseudo-gay/watever u ppl call it :(

    January 15th, 2006 at 14:59:04. Permalink.

  10. naeboo replied:
    ruok>> i dont even have ur fone number woeiii.. bodoh

    justine>> itching??? hhahaha anyways, the getting jumped on while i was sleeping is kinda overrated.

    i got erm.. a bit shocked when it last happened. hahah got raped for talking in my sleep! -_-”

    melor>> erm.. coz u r not a METRO that i didnt name u METRO no4 lar.

    phew.. lucky escape.

    January 15th, 2006 at 18:21:53. Permalink.

  11. Fey replied:
    +_+”

    needing~~ u~~~…. looking for additional sex partner .. i am bored with two person on a bed.. i need more girls/men to join me!! when ya ???? where ya??

    January 16th, 2006 at 00:28:40. Permalink.

  12. Fey replied:
    but please dun make it threesome-phone-conversation-conference-net type. it should be at anybed that is not a waterbed.

    January 16th, 2006 at 00:30:04. Permalink.

  13. naeboo replied:
    i know i know larrrr…u like solid surfaces what. heh :P

    btw, the last time we did anythg remotely resembling a threesome, u were ASLEEP! hahahahhahaha

    January 16th, 2006 at 17:58:40. Permalink.

  14. justine (I love sleep) replied:
    Me too!

    January 16th, 2006 at 21:12:30. Permalink.

  15. naeboo replied:
    WAAKAKAKAKKAAKA

    itularrrr.. got no energy to stay awake how to threesome? hehehhe

    and yes, im sure everyone fucks abt the same.

    January 16th, 2006 at 21:46:02. Permalink.

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