Metro Train
I think I am surrounded by too many metrosexuals…
Example 1:
Metro no1: I didn’t really take notice of the colour of the house exterior. Did you?
Metro no2: I think it’s beige.
naeboo: It has to be WHITE. Standard what..
Metro no2: Nahhh.. I am quite sure it is BEIGE. Yep, it is beige. Definitely not white, there’s a tinge to it. Creamy and slightly yellowish…
Metro no1: Now that you mentioned it, yea.. it IS beige.
naeboo: *wtf*
Why do I feel like the only heterosexual male WITH BALLS in this conversation? Whatever’s not classified as any of the standard primary/ secondary colours discernable without a homo eye, IS “white”. Not “salmon”, not “parsley” AND hell, not “mustard”!! Goddamnit.
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Example 2:
03: 34>> naeboo sends text: [[ yo bitch, stil awake? ]]
03:37>> melor: [[ Yups. Wats up? Phone sex? Hehe.]]
03:38>> calls melor
melor: Hello?
naeboo: Weiii…? This is Ling Ling, your sexual panda. You will be charged at the rate of $5.99 per minute. What is your secret fantasy?? Yeeyeahrrrr…
melor: Wtf you talking about woeii..
naeboo: Wah larnnn… juz now said wanna have phone sex! Cilaka.
melor: Sorry lorhhhh. You don’t really have to, you know… I’m fine.
naeboo: *wtf*
What’s with all this understanding and all this saying sorry?? DEMAND FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE PHONE-SEXED!! gah.
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Example 3:
naeboo: Juz got Vernon God Little. yay! so excited. hehe :P
Metro no3: What is that? (–censored text of how his day was–)
naeboo: :( It’s a novel larh.. (How come nobody knows this?! *wtf*)
I guess this is why my boobs are shrinking for no good reasons. All those extra testosterones suddenly noticed inside of me. :/
What a fucken joke.
||Ha ha hoo hoo
||Thought you’d get the money too
||Greedy mutherfuckers
||Tryin’ to have his cake and eat it too
||Sharp shooter into breakin’ hearts
||A baby gigolo, a sex pistol
||Hollerin’ at everythin that walks
||No substance, just small talk
||Know why you feelin’ on that girl’s behind
||You gotta sleazy one-track mind
||Working your work until you think you find
||Who’s goin’ home with you tonight
||Oh, who you give it to
||Who you gonna steal it from
||Who’s your next victim
||Oh, who you gonna lie to
||Who you gonna cheat on
||Who you gonna leave alone
||Oh, what ya gonna tell her
||After she discovers
||You don’t really love her
||Oh, gonna be a showdown
||Knock down - drag out
||Gunslinger shoot ‘em up
||I betcha think this song is about you
||I betcha think this song is about you
||I betcha think this song is about you
||I betcha think this song is about you
||Don’t you, don’t you, don’t you
||Sweatin’ me, but I’m not your type
||You think you irk me and you’re so right
||I’d rather keep the trash and throw you out
||Stupid bitch in my beach house
||Naw, I ain’t gonna go and act a fool
||And be lead story on the nigga news
||Not me, sucker
||I’ll never be your lover
||I’m gonna make you suffer
||You stupid mutherfucker
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Janet Jackson–feat. Carly Simon– Son of A Gun
Tuna Baits Are Tossed
- dead fox replied:
haha, the first gay colour descriptions I would have thought of are “champagne” and “peach”. Or “white with a hint of *bleu*”. I get those all the time @ work.
January 14th, 2006 at 06:03:15. Permalink.
- melor replied:
OI wtf????? i didn’t say that.wtf was that for??? i didnt say sorry i dont need that shit??? oi! wat a brother gotta do?? cibai, sial punya perempuan…i will make a mental note to violate that ass of urs the next time i see u,damn! :P
January 14th, 2006 at 13:26:43. Permalink.
- CG replied:
ho ho ho…
from wat i can see, your boobs aren’t shrinkingJanuary 14th, 2006 at 13:34:12. Permalink.
- naeboo replied:
deadfox>> cldnt care less about “pistachio”, “peach”,”strawberry fizz” unless they r describing foodstuffs.
melor>> shaddap and go. u did. and u never even as much as look at me when i was naked and writhing in the sand with u when we were emo-ing on the beach about our lives. HAHAHAHA
ok. that last bit was a lie. u looked and then ran away screaming southwest to the hills to see mountain goats.
CG>> u havent touch them yet, thats WHY!!! :,(
January 14th, 2006 at 19:58:52. Permalink.
- melor replied:
oi! dont u go there girl…dont u be a hater,damn!
January 15th, 2006 at 04:24:55. Permalink.
- shinoxl replied:
stop the hatin’ and start participatin’!
January 15th, 2006 at 12:51:46. Permalink.
- Ruok replied:
Alrite, I’m demanding my phone sex now. Call me now baby! :P
January 15th, 2006 at 13:36:39. Permalink.
- justine replied:
This is why you’re itching for a real man eh? A real man who’d jump on you from the back while you’re asleep!
^_^
January 15th, 2006 at 14:50:53. Permalink.
- melor replied:
y the other ppl get called metro1 n metro3? how come never tag me as metro2??? so NOT fair!!!! in my defense, u called at the wrong time!!! and i am not a metro/softie/pseudo-gay/watever u ppl call it :(
January 15th, 2006 at 14:59:04. Permalink.
- naeboo replied:
ruok>> i dont even have ur fone number woeiii.. bodoh
justine>> itching??? hhahaha anyways, the getting jumped on while i was sleeping is kinda overrated.
i got erm.. a bit shocked when it last happened. hahah got raped for talking in my sleep! -_-”
melor>> erm.. coz u r not a METRO that i didnt name u METRO no4 lar.
phew.. lucky escape.
January 15th, 2006 at 18:21:53. Permalink.
- Fey replied:
+_+”
needing~~ u~~~…. looking for additional sex partner .. i am bored with two person on a bed.. i need more girls/men to join me!! when ya ???? where ya??
January 16th, 2006 at 00:28:40. Permalink.
- Fey replied:
but please dun make it threesome-phone-conversation-conference-net type. it should be at anybed that is not a waterbed.
January 16th, 2006 at 00:30:04. Permalink.
- naeboo replied:
i know i know larrrr…u like solid surfaces what. heh :P
btw, the last time we did anythg remotely resembling a threesome, u were ASLEEP! hahahahhahaha
January 16th, 2006 at 17:58:40. Permalink.
- justine (I love sleep) replied:
Me too!
January 16th, 2006 at 21:12:30. Permalink.
- naeboo replied:
WAAKAKAKAKKAAKA
itularrrr.. got no energy to stay awake how to threesome? hehehhe
and yes, im sure everyone fucks abt the same.
January 16th, 2006 at 21:46:02. Permalink.
