Tar Dust

When I finally finished my carton of Virginia Slims ™ (they taste like burning exam paper, I think accounting ones coz they suck gorilla balls), I bought my first Cartiers ™ in ages last week (2weeks is too much, man). Dammit. I got a fucking death note!!

Perokok Cartier yang dihargai,

Adalah dimaklumkan bahawa rokok Cartier tidak akan dijual lagi menjelang akhir tahun 2005. Walau bagaimanapun, jika anda inginkan rokok berkualiti yang eksklusif, anda boleh mencuba varian Dunhill Mentol sebagai alternatif– jenama yang menjanjikan keunggulan kualiti sehebat rokok Cartier yang anda yakini sejak sekian lama.

Untuk maklumat lanjut, hubungi 1-800-188-988.

Translation: Lanchiau head.

Some more I kena-ed Chinese notice also!!

Blah blah Cartier blah…

Blah blah 2005… blah blah blah ni men ke yi chi da bien… blah blah blah.. blah blah quack.. blah blah oink.. .blah blah blah Dunhill Menthol Variants. Blah blah ni men hai bu yao shi arh? Mei tien chou yen hai ren.. Blah blah blah oink fuck your mother lanchiau tranny burger. mahai blah blah blah.

Blah lanchiau 1800-188-988.

Like larh I care, monyet terbantut berkutu. Bah.

wtf They juz won’t let a girl smoke in peace. Monkey-raping arses!

The government is out to get me. I can feel their sub-CIA-standard cock eyes all over me. (Ooooo And how it makes me feel dirty and creepy at the same time..) First, it’s the price hike. Now, take it off the shelves some more. Kentut babi. I’m gonna be a total bitch about this the whole of next year and grumble and complain like a PMS-ing bitch with the notorious no-end-in-sight bleeding cunt 24/7.

Like larh I care if your sales can’t hit the millions mark. Let the underdogs have a slice of the pie, wontcha?

Ya lah Dunhill Menthol Lights are the next best thing, but they taste too much of menthol!!1 :(

Cartiers are So. Fucking. High. Dammit. And I’m not happy with next-best-things.

They bring back memories.

*violins playing Tchaikovsky and angels singing hiphop acapella crap*

Every puff is like a orgasm high minus the trembling plus the cancer. Like how I told Mamba when we were emo-ing by her pool talking about men and shopping: it is like sex with an old bf. Only BETTER. Coz Cartier understands.

Oh, how I will miss you, ol’ yeller.

It really don’t make fucking sense coz YOU SUCK! *accusing finger* YOU!! Whoever the ones doing the marketing for them and decided that giving little cancer joys to little emo-ed up girls with no tastebuds for Marlboros and Winstons is too much trouble for their empty dickheads.

Maybe I should juz stop smoking altogether.

But but but… My ambition to be an organ donor would be totally redundant if my lungs don’t collect enough tar to pave roads in Wakoulluluyoyo village or something. That would totally suck for the villagers who hoped for a proper road to the nearest two-buck hooker store. So sad.

Whoever wanna give me xmas prezzies or make peace with me during this period, please juz gimme 2 cartons of Cartiers larh. I swear, if anyone gives me 10 cartons, I will suck you off. (My choice of organ larh WAKAKAKAKAa) Goddddddd……. ARCGGHHhhhhh

*emo*

Such a sad way to end the year. You peeps need to cheer me up.
:,( *soap soap sabun sabun soap soap*

Goodbye, my love, my old friend, my cancer baby and my saviour of emo nights and drinking partner. May peace be with ya.

Rest in peace, nigga.


||Whooa ooh whooa ooh whoa ooh whoaa
||I like that I like that
||Girl, tweark that back
||Whoa I like that I like that (whooa ooh whooa ooh whoa ooh whoaa)
||Girl freak that back
||Whoa I like that I like that
||That’s where the money at
||Whoa I like that I like that
||Girl freak that back

||I see me I see you
||Your body’s callin’
||Imma blow yo back
||I’ll show you
||Put ya hands up
||Shake it fast on me
||I’m that nigga you need
||Them G’s in tha pocket and I’m ready to roll
||I’m on fire like a rocket and I’m ready to blow
||Don’t stop get ready drop
||Turn around and make it pop (pop)
||Ahh (dont stop, girl) just drop (drop)

||(Whoa) We all over ya body
||Big Nate Dogg can jump start a party
||We ain’t gonna hurt nobody
||Gimme that gimme that gimme that
||(Whoa) We all over ya body
||Big Nate Dogg can jump start a party
||We ain’t gonna hurt nobody
||Gimme that gimme that gimme that

———-

Houston– feat. Chingy, I-20 & Nate Dogg– I Like That

December 23, 2005. MonkeyBalls. 8 Comments.

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  1. dead fox replied:

    I used to smoke Virginia Slims. Tssss unbelievable. I always liked them.

    December 23rd, 2005 at 07:21:02. Permalink.

  2. Fey replied:

    :( one of my C is gone… feeling something is missing here *fuking*. now u see the transparency here.. how to have a complete fuk when my C is missing? fuk…

    December 23rd, 2005 at 20:49:44. Permalink.

  3. CG replied:

    where the shit is wakoulluluyoyo?? LOL
    woman, i changed my msn addy.you din accept me is it??? :(
    i missed chatting with you

    December 24th, 2005 at 00:15:59. Permalink.

  4. winter replied:

    merry xmas sweetie

    *hugs*

    December 24th, 2005 at 14:48:59. Permalink.

  5. justine replied:

    Marlboros will always be around.

    pwned!

    December 24th, 2005 at 17:58:00. Permalink.

  6. naeboo~ replied:

    deadfox>> but i dont like it!! :(

    fey>> i dont knw what u r talking abt. if u mean “COCK”. then ok/

    cg>> i made up “wakoulluluyoyo” :P

    winter>> thanx babes!! im sooooo smashed!! hahhahaha

    justine>> oooo i hate u so much. *growls*

    December 25th, 2005 at 05:36:29. Permalink.

  7. naeboo~ replied:

    cg>> i did accept and in another acc. but i dont have internet. im using frens’ pcs. thats why no song links :(

    December 25th, 2005 at 05:37:45. Permalink.

  8. CG replied:

    okie dokie
    *MUACKS*

    December 25th, 2005 at 19:00:01. Permalink.

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