Lucky you guys I don’t have a food blog.

I am extremely picky about food. I hate people who juz shove hot monkey piss crap down their throats and declare to the world it is excellent shit. wtf. If you ain’t know food, you better get a life. Or maybe a personality to cover up all that bad cholestrol-clogged, jiggly orange peel thunder thighs and move to England where they put their veggies on boil and ignore. (That’s their basic recipe what…) That’s why they are so damn mofo fat: eating tasteless crap and have five servings of it. The English as well. WAKAKKAKAa

True what. If you wanna get fat, at least get fat because of quality yummy food. Rite? Hehehehe…

The food we had in Rice & Spice Spice & Rice (doh!like it makes a difference.. :/)(Covent Light St) was so-so. Blame ourselves only larh for being such bitches and couldn’t make up our minds and booked the place so damn last minute. We called on Christmas itself. HAHAHAHA… The usual Indian selection of things are okay. Just the turkey special that they did for the Christmas spread was ugh. Now, that’s like,rimming the ass of an Ebola-infested monkey. Okay, maybe not *that* bad.. Just imagine the monkey to be having only flu. Heh.

Only highlight of the night was when our waitress asked the three of us girls whether we were from StarDust.

naeboo: (wtf. That better not be some karaoke joint arh!) What is this StarDust? *slight evil eye*
Mamba: That’s a famous modelling agency in Penang.
naeboo: Orh… (I let you live for now..)
Beanz: HAhahahahhaa
Thomas: Wah! Like that also can come from modelling agency! :P
naeboo: Shaddap larh! People compliment lar don’t lar you buat kacau. WAKAKAKKAA

The other day when I had the green tea icecream from the basement floor chinky medicine shop in Gurney Plaza, I was having so much fun eating it. It’s all green like Oscar the Grouch green ok? So fun. And yummz. And there’re bits of stuf in it that are supposed to be green tea granules or what. Very nice. :D

So, Shino asked me how did it taste like. For lack of a better description, I told him it’s like eating pimples. *pop pop pop* Only that them “pimples” are filled with green tea instead of pus. :P Shino said I gross people out too much with this sort of freakish comparisons. ehehehe
Still, some guy with mcD icecream saw my icecream and I swear I saw him turned green. Hahahahaha…

Another time, when I was eating really bad Chee Cheong Fun in erm.. that street full of trannies which is not Penang Road I forgot where with Beanz. He didn’t try any coz he doesn’t fancy CCF. And I told him this version is not as nice as the ones in New Lane. Majorly like eating partially-dried tampons soaked in peanut sauce soaked in monkey asses. yuk.

Like I said, you guys are lucky that I don’t have a food blog.

||I wanna freak in the morning
||Freak in the evening
||Just like me
||I need a rough neck brother that can satisfy me
||Just for me
||If you are that kind of man
||’Cos I’m that kind of girl
||I’ve gotta freaky secret everybody sing
||’Cos we don’t give a damn about a thing

||Cos I will be a freak until the day
||Until the dawn
||And we can all through the night
||To the early morn’
||Come on and we’ll take you around the hood
||On a gangster lift
||’Cos we can (hoo hoo) any time of day
||It’s all good for me

||Boy, you’re moving kinda slow
||You gotta keep up now
||There you go
||That’s just something that a man must do (mmm mmm)
||I’m packing all the things that you need
||I got you shock up on your knees

||’Cos it’s all about the dark in me, yeah

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Tru Faith & DUB Conspiracy– Freak Like Me