Weather Banter

Geez… This weather is too much. So damn stuffy! :/

I know that ppl complain about the weather a bit too much, esply those mushy pea-eating Brits. Every single tosser had the idea that it is fair game to start a conversation employing any line vaguely connected to the weather like, “Looks like it’s goin’ to rain soon.”, “Windy, innit?”, “Cold enuf for ya?”, etc etc. Whatever happened to the simple berkudis underdog, “Hi”?

I think the worst pick-up line someone laid on me would be the one he blamed the weather for making him horny and asked me what *I* was going to do about it since “the offer” is still open.

As if.

If ya got struck by the horns, juz say so larrrr… Don’t simply blame the weather yo. So ain’t cool. Ugh. At least be responsible enough to take it like a man, admit it. Boys like this make me think that he won’t even put on rubber protection let alone be tested for crabs. Not the most responsible humanoid on this side of my blinkin’ ass. (The side that doesn’t get to see it.)

When I declined, he tried using reverse psychology on me. Damnnn, is he stupidly hopeful.

“Too bad I won’t have a chance to get into your pants. A loss for both me and you…”

How smooth.

Obviously, he ain’t good at working his magic stick. Go teach him, boys. :D

||I like the way you work your stick, boo
||The way you work it like voodoo
||The way you wind and you wind and you grind
||Don’t stop the way you work your stick, baby
||The way you work your stick, baby
||Keep on and keep on and keep on and keep goin’

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Missy Elliott– Meltdown

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August 26, 2005. FlyingPigs. 10 Comments.

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  1. airhole replied:

    guess he ain’t cute eh?

    August 27th, 2005 at 08:57:57. Permalink.

  2. naeboo replied:

    cute or not is a matter of perception, clouded judgement notwithstanding.

    got to hand it to him though. got “balls” enough to try a few times. maybe it’s juz thick skin.

    plus, when u r funny/sincere enough, looks dont matter any more.

    i was more ticked off that he tried reverse psychology on my ass. im not the one who wanted to hump me! stupid. what loss?

    four words: try hard, die hard.

    August 27th, 2005 at 14:40:21. Permalink.

  3. Sean replied:

    rather ballsy of him… his effort is laudable but surely his approach is… somewhat misguided and perhaps a little pathetic. guys like him reduce the reputation of the more articulated bunch, like yours truly.

    as much as personality counts, when looks dont matter so much anymore… you have to admit in our world now, looks are pretty much what makes the first impression. an impression thats also easily dashed when mouths open and ignorance is exposed.

    August 28th, 2005 at 19:52:12. Permalink.

  4. naeboo replied:

    of coz u r, my dear. i eat little boys like u for supper… and maybe breakfast later on :D

    yes, looks make the 1st impression, but what u spew out of ur mouth makes the more lasting one. the one that supposed to aid u more in getting laid :P hahahaa

    to me, when u talk like this guy, even looking like won bin/ david tao wont help u.

    hmm.. maybe i will let it slide if u r at least a decent 70% copy of won bin. juz maybe.

    okay okayyy… a sure do. :P

    btw, ur rep is a standalone. i tend not to lump things together when u see a good thing coming.
    the creme de la creme floats, as usual.. ;)

    August 28th, 2005 at 22:17:10. Permalink.

  5. duckhawk replied:

    one thing to say, babe. he got balls to dare mind fuck you.

    whahahah.

    August 29th, 2005 at 09:10:25. Permalink.

  6. naeboo replied:

    hah!! he thinks im so weak like that.

    August 29th, 2005 at 09:43:51. Permalink.

  7. Fey replied:

    OKokok.. boo… next time i see you i promise i won’t blame the weather. can i say something like, I want to bang you, can i? , like this can can? straightforward enough no?
    miss miss miss boo…

    August 29th, 2005 at 14:49:34. Permalink.

  8. naeboo replied:

    dearie, of coz u can bang me.
    u banged me so many times i forgot how to count liao :D

    i miss u very very very much too! <3

    u lied to me that u will come back last weekend! :*( mana ada???

    August 29th, 2005 at 23:05:32. Permalink.

  9. Fey replied:

    need to clean up my small small room and arranging my work schedule. after that, i will be able to have a break and i did not forget our plan to Kohsamui ok? we can bang bang more at kohsamui and get many slaves! let me show u how to torture my slave! muahahaha *grin*

    August 30th, 2005 at 02:55:54. Permalink.

  10. naeboo replied:

    i will bring a cam :P

    when i save enough money lar.

    August 30th, 2005 at 12:41:57. Permalink.

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