No Fresh Bananas!!
I don’t even know how the hell did I ended up here from lets-check-out-wtf-is-this-mystery-person-on-my-msn standard procedure to talking to “god” (another *assumed* sleeping Indian Guard-On-Duty) to you-get-your-yellow-ass-a-blog-or-you-get-your-msn-details-published-on- my-blog threat on par with the level of a very mushy pea-brained terrorist with no bomb shoes on.
Uh-huh.
Well, erm… He (a.k.a. Cowboy Caleb a.k.a. Cow Bell Banger Numero Uno) must be not a really a good looking guy since he didn’t dare to do the whole cam-whore shebang on me and wow me with his fantastic elastic baby-ass skin achievable only by dimming the lights so low even his mother can’t recognise him ala maddox. (That’s the only entry I have read, so I’m only half an rambutan short of being ignorant. Ta-da!! I cldn’t be arsed to read random blogs. And I don’t get the bright lighbulb on why ppl shld be reading mine.)
But anyways, I wanted this thing to look like freshly peeled bananas as suggestively put to me by Wordpress ™ from their limited themes available on their so-called list. There’s too many long crap to read and I ain’t got the time of day to go through it and deal with it now. And so, long story short, my dear readers (curious wanderers, more like), this is the by-product of a lazy-arsed person. Wah-lah!! All the white bits and boring fonts represent the vast emptiness of my tortured artistic soul and unimaginative blank mind. With a tinge of lime. Everything now has a tinge of lime, even Pepsi. Or Michael Jackson, for that matter. He sure didn’t get that shade of pale from cosmetics alone. Even them petite Japanese girls can’t get that shade of pale with copious usage of over-the-counter whitening products from their ass sales.
Imagine the fadeout theme song as Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani in your head and you wld get what I mean… :P If you can’t use your brain for that, juz use your iPod.
I ain’t too fantastic with this Wordpress ™ Depress. Frankly, I’m happy to have two healthy fingers to type this out now as it is. And if I am happy, the world wld be a better place juz by the less cussin’ I cld be doing when I’m pissed off even in front of wee chidren, heavily breast-feeding women and horny dirty old men alike (god bless their soles…).
The deal with “the devil” is to blog every other day and wash his undersized, too tight, itch-inducing, lice-ladden red lacy thongs on the other days…
*eyes rolling*
With virgin black dog pee.
And lime.
Ah, fuck. We will see how this goes..
Tuna Baits Are Tossed
- A Gonzo Journal » It Is The Will Of Mighty Zeus That You Start A Blog replied:
[...] She has posted her first entry. But she’s not out of the comfort zone yet. If she doesnt update her blog at least one every 2 days, Zeus says it is his will that I must publish her MSN id so everybody can go make friends with her online. [...]
July 20th, 2005 at 08:29:44. Permalink.
- Cowboy Caleb replied:
I have installed bananas for you and a few other as well. Check them out later.
July 20th, 2005 at 11:29:59. Permalink.
- lancerlord replied:
What happen to the “She gives me advice on my blog design (red text on black bg better!)”
July 20th, 2005 at 11:50:45. Permalink.
- MQube replied:
Hmm…does this qualify as being ‘cowboyed’? ;P
Welcome, Naeboo!
July 20th, 2005 at 12:26:58. Permalink.
- Anonymous replied:
this has been a classic set-up
July 20th, 2005 at 13:31:30. Permalink.
- sgkuntakinte replied:
Kena set-up but teaches you to mix with cowboys … :)
July 20th, 2005 at 15:36:52. Permalink.
- barffie replied:
I LIKE THE WAY YOU WRITE! You are damn funny :D Comon comon. Blog some more!
July 20th, 2005 at 15:37:01. Permalink.
- Han replied:
you have been cowboyed! but seriously, you’re damn funny and you write good. New blogger on the loose!
July 20th, 2005 at 15:59:48. Permalink.
- Darren replied:
Welcome!
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Uh, wow! Good one man… The story the conversation, the blog! Hahaha!
Welcome anw…
July 20th, 2005 at 17:24:16. Permalink.
- Ruok replied:
eh u were in last night’s chat seesion meh? o.O
I must have lost too much blood again…
July 20th, 2005 at 21:28:43. Permalink.
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Hi Hi….looking forward to your next blog
July 20th, 2005 at 22:02:41. Permalink.
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heh…got blackmailed into blogging? Must go buy 4D…first post and kena calebed liaoz
July 20th, 2005 at 22:40:03. Permalink.
- KingMeng replied:
Welcome to the Family. Once you start, you can’t stop….lol
July 20th, 2005 at 22:42:18. Permalink.
- rambling alcoholic replied:
You got blackmailed by the Cowboy? Welcome to the community. Its addictive and before long, it can take over your life. But in a good way. Heh.
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Zeus says its time for you to write another post.
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