===Another bitchy incident===

I was hanging with me mates for the very last time (last Wed night) in the disco before all of us parted ways. So the music sucked monkey balls, but we had a so-so time and that was not even close to the worst thing that could happen on a gals’ night out. Far from it.

After this obviously Sikh chap (well, the orange turban sure scream Korean to me,no?) made eyes at me the whole night, he made his Angmo friend tread the gargantuan distance to get my digits.

Blondie Angmo:”Hey, my friend over there… *pointed at the flourescent orange turban* See?” (Oh big whooping wow… this blatant display of colour-blind skills is so damn cool!)

Me, getting annoyed and looking forward to spew one of my numerous bitchy comebacks, “Yah and why?”

Blondie: “Yah, he likes u and was wondering if u wld like to take his number. Do u have a mobile?”

Bitchy Me:”Yes and so?” *hatching a mass axe murderer plan and contemplating whether route C is better than route B for escape*

Blondie: “Well, he thinks u r pretty and wld like to get to know u more.”

Bitchy Me:”I know that. There’s no need to state the obvious.”

Blondie: *raised brows* “WOOH HOHH!! … But u can still take his number yah?”

Bitchy Me:”Don’t bother. I’m kinda engaged.” *showed him my black agate ring*

Yahh…. I don’t know why I said I was engaged, but the main point was that I juz cldnt be arsed to give my number to random guys who asked. Who the hell needs more ppl to “get to know more of me” and “be friends” when I ald had enough of the ppl I ald know in the 1st place. (Yes, I’m not at all friendly. Tattoo that on ur forehead.) I’m sadistic sometimes, but only to others. Never had I mentioned in my life that I liked to be tortured by whiny stalkerish guys who desperately want to get laid by any means possible and hope to achieve that ambition by coming to me. (”But I loveeee youuuuu!!”) Bleughh.

Man, am I ever insulted.

Do I look blind to u?

Even if I do, don’t u think there’s a slightest chance that u wld be rejected by some gal u think who looks somewhat “hot”/ “decent enough for a lay” without u drinking 10pints beforehand? Babi hutan.

Go spread ur lousy defective DNA somewhere else.

And I’m not picking on this guy alone. This is dedicated to all the ugly, orang-utan chewed-up mofos who dared to come up to me and suggest dirty evil romps that even the devil dare not speaketh the name. IF and EVEN IF I had the unfortunate fate of being blinded by a forceful lightning (okayyy..A FEW then) one fateful day and had all my skin scalded clean off by the fiery lavas of a sudden awakened dormant Indonesian volcano, that kind of personality won’t get u near me too.

Damn u all!

I’m saying “personality” mostly bcoz of this other guy who grabbed my ass when we are trying to get out of the club amongst the throngs of sweaty Angmos and gorilla crossbreeds.

The stupidest move ever, MrItchyHands.

I turned around and saw one of the most foul-looking guy that ever graced my delicate eyes. Machauhaipukitiang…

I gave him a foul look and the balls of that drunk chicken-fucking muthafucker to grab my ass again! Maybe in his small pea-brain world, brought up by gorillas in the midst, he thought the look I gave was a come-on.

So, in retaliation, I pinched his nipple. Damn twisted him a good one. (Don’t knw if he will turn black and blue coz he is ald black,maybe a royal blue then.)

Drunk Machauhai:”WTF u pinched my boob for?”

Me: “WTF u grabbed my ass for?”

His Machauhai fren:”Hey, stop swearing at him!”

WTF… when u got ur arse grabbed twice by the same stupid mofo drunkard, u don’t have time to be use all the manners taught by the Queen’s servants lot back in 18th century kannehh…. (*faking a British accent* “Wld u be so troubled to move ur hand away? I so humbly apologise, but I do not appreciate this unwelcomed touching of my delicate Oriental posterior. Thank you ever so much!” *smile and curtsey*)

Me:”He fucking grabbed my ass, ok? He doesn’t have fucking business to do that. It’s MY ass!”

Machauhai fren:”You stop swearing!” (Why the hell I got the impression that he cared more abt my swearing than the battery his friend had juz cursed upon my body?! This must be one of ill-effects from the work of those angry PMS-y Women’s Libs…)

Toe saw what happened and he and Kun tried to talk to the mofo and his mofo fren. Toe asked me to juz walk away coz he wld settle it for me with Kun. Apparently, they both almost got their thumbs broken coz the drunkard still “thinks” he was right in grabbing my ass.

I was still in the sweaty masses of ppl queue and the Machauhai fren and another Machauhai No.2 asked him while pointing to me, “Is this the girl who pinched MrItchyHands?”

So I glared at him and he glared back. As if lar his glare so daring and scary. Ooooo… I’m pissing in my pants. Don’t hurt me please! CEH! We ALL know how Oriental eyes are so much more scarier and psychotic when we glare. Fine.Be that way. I’m sooooo humping u later.

Me:”Stupid dickheads.”

When I got out of the damn place, seemed to me that those mofos got into a fight with another bunch of mofos. They were looking for trouble the whole night long obviously. Cilaka.

For all I care, they can catch syphillis any day now and have their balls (assuming that they have one or two between them since they did pick a fight with moi…) gnawed by hyperactive rabid gerbils and spat on by big fat slimy maggots in their decaying orifices.

Yes, I STILL think being bitchy saves me a lot of trouble from dealing with ppl like this in the future. Being nice to braindeads like MrItchyHands is not worth the effort. Cuts the time from rejecting someone u r not interested to have anything to do with from “being friends” to “staying friends” and the stalker list pruned well shorter as a bonus. So much easier that they never got to the “friends” stage.

Ugly faggots with no personalities.

“Get to know u better” and “be friends” konon. Just say that u wanna bang me senseless lar.At least I wld give u one brownie point for being honest.

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Oh man! Wow, sorry about that incident… good how you stood up for yourself. Yeah stuff like that happens all the time it seems. Take care over there on the other side of the planet!
Posted 6/21/2004 at 6:20 AM by makalakun – delete – block user

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